9 of 365: The Bad Herb


How do I hate thee? Let me count the ways:


In soups, stews

And sauces,

In entrees

And main courses.


Pizzas, pies

Pasta, rice

Your flavour is

So not nice.


Your pungent odour

Is hard to take

You ruin a decent

Potato Bake!


It’s hell eating out

You’re in every dish

Be it vego, meat,

Chicken or fish.


So many foods

I won’t eat

‘Cause your nasty stench

Is worse than feet!


You’re very bad

Not even yummy

My nose hates you

So does my tummy.


My taste buds long

For garlic-free

Bugs won’t eat you

So neither should we!


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